Rattled from their week locked up in the S.H.A.R.T. basement Sal decides to finally start using his vacation days while Angus is left looking for a new co-host. A figure emerges from the shadows, could this be the new co-host Angus has been looking for?

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Steal from the rich, give to the poor, and never forget that Robin Hood is a total thirst trap – that’s the motto the Disney Dummies live by! Dance through Nottingham Forest with us as we drink in this charismatic fox and his band of merry friends, taking on the evil Sheriff and whiny Prince John as they restore justice to England in the name of the rightful king. Oo-de-lally, indeed!

Next Movie: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

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“There are three types of people: Those at the top, those at the bottom, and those who fall.”

There have been many films that have tried to provide social commentary on status and class in such a way that it’s almost become it’s own sub-genre of movies. And while Parasite has popularized this sub genre in such a way that it set up a very a high bar for movies to follow, there is still room for these types of movies to say something new to add to the conversation. This week join Tuong La and The Insatiable Jesse Bergen as they brace their appetites talking about the Spanish Thriller film about a vertical platform, hunger, and the most ill-conceived prison system – Netflix’s The Platform!

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Featuring Bridget Cann (Rude Dude Takedowns, MCU Improvised)Rob Lewin (Bad Dog Featured Players, Second City FamCo), and Janelle McGuinness (Steeltown Gaming). This week, the panel heals the rift between communism and capitalism, converts the show into an accent-coaching clinic, and discovers what happens when Bridget has 60 minutes to write some porn. 

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Music: Soviet March by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Age is just a number, especially to these butt-whoopin’ seniors.

When we think of old people it is easy to immediately imagine that stereotype of a feeble hunched-back, white-haired individual that’s slowly shuffling along with their walking cane and shaking their fist at kids. Well today’s nominees completely shatter that stereotype in such a way that if you were to ever compare them to it, you would wish you never mentioned it. Join Tuong La and Ass Kicking Experts Kristine Shadid, Paul JP, and Amanda Parker as they clench their butts while talking about Top 5 Old People Who Could Kick Your Ass!

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Ground Rules

  • Accordion to the Government of Ontario, a senior is someone over the age of 65 so that is the approximate age we are going off of. (ie anyone 64 or under is immediately disqualified).
  • Of course, we are going to rank fictional vs non-fictional old people and put them in the same list because it’s more fun this way
  • If a nomination is of a species that does not age quickly, then the nomination must be “old” for that species. (ie Baby Yoda is a “baby” even though he’s 50).
  • We will favour nominations who historically have kicked ass more or have done it more than a single event.
  • Nominations should have the capacity to kick ass and not someone who is strong but is too gentle to hurt anyone.
  • Ass kicking could be physical or emotional.
  • Emotional ass kicking is up to interpretation. It could be someone who just gets inside your head and makes you go crazy OR someone who motivates you to be a better version of yourself (like a coach would).

5. Jane Fonda

4. Alfred Pennyworth (DC Comic’s Batman)

3. Sylvester Stallone

2. Rich Sanchez (Rick & Morty)

1. Jackie Chan

Tuong’s List

  • Jackie Chan
  • Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty)
  • Yoda (Star Wars)
  • Gandalf (Lord of the Rings)
  • Magneto (X-Men)
  • Sir Ian Mckellen
  • Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
  • Master Roshi (Dragon Ball Z)
  • Professor X (X-Men)
  • Uncle (Jackie Chan Adventure)
  • Lew Hollander
  • Miss Venus Ramey
  • Ann Timson
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)
  • Betty White
  • Danny Trejo
  • Willie Murphy
  • Han Solo (Star Wars Force Awakens)

Kristine’s List

  • Robert Freeman (The Boondocks)
  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Jessica Lange (All her characters in American Horror Story)
  • Robert De Niro
  • Hurricane Hazel McCallion (Former Mayor Of Mississauga)
  • Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings)
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • Jigsaw
  • Carl Weathers
  • Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
  • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
  • Tywin Lannister (Game of Thrones)
  • Gran Torino (My Hero Academia)
  • Alfred Pennyworth (DC Comic’s Batman)
  • Mr. Miyagi (The Karate Kid)
  • Annie Lennox
  • Cruella de Vil
  • Mike Ehrmantraut (Breaking Bad)

Just Under 65

  • Dolph Lundgren
  • Giancarlo Esposito

Paul’s List

  • Old Man Logan (X-Men, Logan)
  • Alfred Pennyworth (DC Comic’s Batman)
  • Gran Torino (My Hero Academia)
  • Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
  • Gandalf (Lord of the Rings)
  • Heihachi Mishima (Tekken)

  • Princess Katana (Mortal Kombat)
  • Magneto (X-Men)
  • Wylie Burp (An American Tale: Fievel Goes West)
  • Mr. Miyagi (The Karate Kid)
  • Impa (The Legend of Zelda)
  • Master Oogway (Kung Fu Panda)
  • Christopher Lee

Amanda’s List

  • Jane Fonda
  • Uncle Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
  • Liam Neeson
  • Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings)
  • Bryan Mills (Taken)
  • Darth Vader (Star Wars)
  • Bill (Kill Bill)
  • Zeus
  • King Triton

“I’m the dying guy!”
“I’m the other guy!”

The Duplass Brothers have made their name in producing/directing some of the most interesting indie films over the years, and the movie of this week is no different! This week join Tuong La and Master of the Death Punch (Kristy Matheson) as they discuss a movie about an unlikely friendship, a made up sport, and a whole lot of emotions wrapped up in an hour and a half talking about 2019’s Paddleton!

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Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish) and CJ (Canadian Comedy Award Winner). In our first mini-episode, Paul cracks into his personal collection of fan fiction, and shares chapter 226 of “Sonic’s Ultimate Harem” with two of the show’s past champions.

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Angus and Sal try to survive 7 days locked in the S.H.A.R.T. basement with little to no supplies. Who will break first? Who will develop a relationship with the puppets and who will side with the critters?

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Think learning your scales and arpeggios isn’t important? Think again! This week, your favourite cool cats (the Disney Dummies!) are checking out a clowder of even cooler ones – the Aristocats! Groove along to some swingin’ tunes as we’re transported back to Paris in 1910, where jazz was hot, and cats could talk!

Next Movie: Robin Hood (1973)

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Here’s that graphic that Disney Dummy Laura made for your enjoyment :

“I…am Tetsuo!”

While loved by many, only in recent years has anime started hitting the main stream in North America. And while there are plenty of great anime films out there, the movie of this week might be the most influential one that would end up changing anime forever. This week join Tuong La and Anime Enthusiast Amanda Parker as they talk about biker gangs in Neo-Tokyo, super powered  children, and a whole lot of cartoon violence in 1988’s Akira!

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