The lights around the tree are not the only thing getting lit this Christmas!

Merry Christmas all you cotton headed ninny muggins because it’s time for our annual Ranked Christmas/Holiday Special! This time we wanted to end yet another weird year around the sun with a night we’ll never forget. That’s right! What better way to put a close to 2021 then to throw the biggest (fictional) party with all our favourite Christmas characters! So join Tuong and Ef Interns Justin Otto & Cassie Pyatt (Love Is…), and Amanda Pereira (The Liquid Courage Podcast) as they throw the biggest holiday rager while ranking Top 5 Festive Characters You’d Want to Party with on Christmas.

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Ground Rules

• Any character is on the table to nominate whether they are fictional or NOT as long as they can be deemed “Festive”
• This party has an UNLIMITED BUDGET and is probably in a dope ass mansion
• No friends, family, or kids we know are at this party. We don’t need that social responsibility.
• The party vibe is it’s going to be quite drunken with some Christmas magic in the air. We want music to be playing, gifts, good feelings, a mistletoe room, sitting on laps. You know, party stuff.
• Group nominations count as long as it makes sense that they are nominated as a group.
• Honourable mentions get to come to the party but our Top 12 are the VIPs. The Top 5 are the VIP-Ps.
• The clean up we will worry about for the day after

*Spoilers* Below is our Top 5 list from this episode as well as our own personal unordered  lists.

Group Top 5

5. Trans-Siberian Orchestra

4. Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

3.Ghost of Christmas Present (The Muppet Christmas Carol)

2. Yukon Cornelius (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

1.Mrs. Clause (Any and all versions of her)

Tuong’s List

• Yukon Cornelius (Rudlph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
• Max (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
• N’Sync (and maybe Gary Coleman?) (Merry Christmas Happy Holiday Music Vide0)
• Buddy (Elf)
• Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
• Kurt Russel’s Santa (Christmas Chronicle)
• Michael Shannon In the Night Before.
• Turbo Man (Jingle All The Way)
• Whole Peanuts Gang but mostly Snoopy
• Christmas Critters (South Park)
• Santa (South Park)
• Gonzo and Rizzo (Muppet Christmas Carol)
• Andrew Lincoln’s Sign (Love Actually)

Justin’s List

• Clark and Ellan Griswold (National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation)
• Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas)
• George Bailey (It’s a Wonderful Life)
• John McClane (Die Hard)
• Willie Stokes (Bad Santa)
• Michael Buble
• Edward Scissor Hands
• The Entire cast of Lethal Weapon
• Scrooge (Any version probably bll murray)
• Bill Harford and Alice Harford (Eyes Wide Shut)

Cassie’s List

• Marv and Harry (Home Alone)
• Ghost of Christmas Present (The Muppet Christmas Carol)
• Jovie (Elf)
• Kevin McCallister (Home Alone)
• Yukon Cornelius (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
• Sam the Snowman (Rudolph)
• Bernard the Elf (Santa Clause)
• Gonzo & Rizzo (The Muppet Christmas Carol)
• Lew Hayward (Scrooge)
• Bing Crosby (White Christmas)
• Danny Kaye (White Christmas)

Amanda’s List

• Tran-Siberian Orchestra
• Mrs. Clause
• Dwight Schrute (The Office)
• Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
• Zero (Nightmare Before Christmas)
• Jovie (Elf)
• Max (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
• Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come (A Christmas Carol)
• Mrs. Clause
• Sam the Snowman (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
• Mean Girls Dancing Quartet
• 2 Sisters (Alison brie & Mary Holland in Happiest Season)
• Seth Rogen (The Night Before)
• Pigeon Lady (Home Alone 2: Lost in New York)
• Jesus
• Three Kings/Wise Men