Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through Podcavern,
Our hosts sat all sullen,
Posted up at the Tavern.

When suddenly SANTA!
All liquored up,
Said ” Punch Up These Carols!”
His slurred speech was fucked up!

So Les, Tuong and Angus,
Each chose a song,
Three new versions were born,
In an ep juuuust over an hour long!

So strap tight for some tales,
With drug deals and Luigi,
You’ll cry so much,
Ya need a damn squeegee!

So put up your stockings,
Tuong by the chimney with care,

Merry Punch Up To All,
Until we’re back on the air!!

BOO!

A dark cavern. A mystical tomb. A dormant podcast long thought to be dead suddenly RISES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. What is it?? It couldn’t be!!! THE IMPROV PUNCH UP IS BACK FOR BLOOD BABYYYYY! FORKED Tuong La, PAINgus MacDonald and Leslie SCAREpy are back this spooky season and have ONCE AGAIN ventured further than ever before in the ghoulish bowels of the Podcavern. Their old friend Satan stops by and leaves them with a stack of 13 (AHH!) Kill Scenes (AHH!) to be written before he gets back…OR ELSE (AHHHHH!) Will Da Punch Up Boyz fuck up as per usual? Or will they absolutely SLAY the task at hand?? Grab some candy and a cup o’ blood. Its a very Punch Up Halloween!!

Punch Up is back for Victoria Day!! What starts as a normal day in the Simulacrum turns into an assignment from the QUEEN that makes for a few hectic hours……24 to be exact!

That’s right! The boys take on the Bauer and create a FULL SEASON of 24 in ONE EPISODE! 24 scenes featuring: TMNT, A hot dog vendor with interesting anatomy, Bart Simpson, THE PUS BOYS and that’s just the tip of this ol’ iceberg! Grab a popcorn and get Chloe to a computer….it’s gonna be a long day!

The boys are back in the simulac! What starts as a regular hangout bangout turns into an EMERGENCY PUNCH UP-ALITY of Hollywood’s hottest new film…Mortal Kombat! There’s only one problem….the boys are BEANED OUT OF THEIR GOURD!! Smoke the bat is buff as shit, calm as hell and can live forever….until he steps foot on Mortal Kombat island that is!! What follows is a love story like no other mixed with the hardcore fighting you know and love. The boys also land a HUGE STAR for the lead role that makes this new version 420% better! Enjoy responsibly!

You’ve hunted around your backyard and what did you find?? A brand new episode of the Improv Punch Up!

The boys meet up in the Simulacrum to punch up Hollywood’s latest blockbuster…GODZILLA VS KONG! Godzilla loses his job and doesn’t know what to do! Kong is stranded on an island and only wants to know his family!! A certain waskilly wabbit goes on a murderous rampage!!!

The scene is set for a triple threat deathmatch of the ages, featuring NO SWEARING whatsoever, some…..unfortunate…..side effects of puberty, and a SHOCKING conclusion that will leave you asking….What’s Up Doc????

Live from the emerald isle! The Improv Punch Up is back for another episode to celebrate the most Shamrock of holidays….St. Patty’s Day! Hear a tale of Young Laddy and Old Laddy, where a fateful pint at the pub sets off a journey through time, through dance, and through accents! We certainly believe you’ll be…..TAKEN…..with it!

Smooches to you and yours! The Punch Up Boys are back from within the Simulacrum to give you a very special Valentine’s Episode! Join us as we reimagine an all time romantic classic….CASABLANCA. A serial murderer…A Hard boiled detective….Crab Rangoon?? Uncover the mystery in this thrilling tale of love that will make you asks life REAL questions…..Who, What, When, Where, Why and How??

Twas The Night Before Christmas, all through the PodCavern.

Not a creature was stirring not even a….wow we really screwed ourselves there.

It’s a special CHRISTMAS EDITION of the Improv Punch Up! Live from the North Pole, Leslie, Angus and Tuong gift your ears with a hot new take on a classic Christmas tale; A Christmas Carol! Tune in to hear the Tale of Ebeneezer , a crotchety old man with no heart, as he is visited by four….’Fantastic’….ghosts! This epic roller coaster has everything: A Christmas Past that goes to beginning of life itself, A Christmas Present spawned from a privilege competition, and A Christmas Future 57 years from now that, lets just say, has a few bugs that should have been tested! And there’s a whooooole lotta cum jokes (because it’s Christmas after all). Grab your nightgown, your stub of candle….you there! What day is it!?!? Punch Up Day!

AHHHH! Just in time for the scariest day of the year, The Improv Punch Up releases a JUMP SCARE surprise episode! Live from DEEP within the Podcavern, Leslie SCAREpy, Tuong AHHH!, and FANGUS MacDonald punch up the ultimate showdown of horror giants! This time with a werewolf geography teacher! It’s a legitimately HELLISH assignment so terrifying that it begs the question….. Please won’t you be our neighbor?

Back in your life!

The Improv Punch Up returns with another surprise episode! This week the boys venture into the unknown and punch up…a reality show?? Love Island is the sexiest place on earth, where the hottest contestants flock to find “The One”….until a mysterious force reeks HAVOC on the would be lovebirds! Join host Snout Goocher in a brand new reality adventure filled with love, deception, and every millennial’s favorite meal! HINT: It’s NOT Avocado Toast!