Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through Podcavern,

Our hosts sat all sullen,

Posted up at the Tavern.

When suddenly SANTA!

All liquored up,

Said ” Punch Up These Carols!”

His slurred speech was fucked up!

So Les, Tuong and Angus,

Each chose a song,

Three new versions were born,

In an ep juuuust over an hour long!

So strap tight for some tales,

With drug deals and Luigi,

You’ll cry so much,

Ya need a damn squeegee!

So put up your stockings,

Tuong by the chimney with care,

Merry Punch Up To All,

Until we’re back on the air!!