Give us your lunch money nerds because this week we rankin’ bullies!

Let’s get one thing outta the way: real bullies suck. Fictional bullies, however, have a certain charm to them that make them much more intriguing to watch or read about. So this week join Tuong and his school yard chums Angus MacDonald, Matt Barrow, and Chelsea Fahey as they get wedgied and thrown into a locker together while ranking Top 5 Fictional Bullies!

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Ground Rules

  • Like all of our “fictional” episodes, nominations can be pulled from any medium of fiction like books, tv, video games, movies, etc.
  • Going off the Google definition of “a person who habitually seeks to harm or intimidate those whom they perceive as vulnerable.”
  • There’s a difference between a full on villain and a bully. (ie The Joker, Lex Luthor, or Thanos are not bullies).
  • You can nominate a group of bullies if it makes sense as one nomination

**Spoilers below is our Group Top 5 as well our unordered honourable mentions**

Group Top 5

5. Biff Tannen (Back to the Future)

4. Hexxus (FernGully: The Last Rainforest)

3. Garfield

2. Nelson Muntz (The Simpsons)

1.Regina George (Mean Girls)

Tuong’s List

  • Nelson Muntz (The Simpsons)
  • Eric Cartman (South Park)
  • Bulk and Skull (Power Rangers)
  • Binky (Arthur)
  • Sharpay Evans (High School Musical)
  • Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold)
  • Reese (Malcolm in the Middle)
  • Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)
  • Bebop and Rocksteady (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
  • Bender (Futurama)
  • William Zabka (Karate Kid)

Angus’s List

  • Shooter McGavin (Happy Gilmore)
  • Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)
  • Garfield
  • White Goodman (Dodgeball)
  • Katsuki Bakugou (My Hero Academia)
  • The Grinch
  • Team Rocket (Pokemon)
  • Scut Farkus (A Christmas Story)
  • The Gang (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
  • Wario and Waluigi
  • Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones)
  • Sid (Toy Story)
  • Lot-o’-Huggin’ Bear (Toy Story 3)
  • Everyone from Carrie but Carrie
  • David (The Lost Boys)
  • Bill Lumbergh (Office Space)
  • Angelica Pickles (Rugrats)

Matt’s List

  • Biff Tanen (Back to the Future)
  • O’Doyles Family (Billy Madison)
  • Flash Thompson (Spider-Man Comics)
  • Wes Mantooth (Anchorman)
  • The Heathers
  • Ace Merrill (Stand By Me)

Chelsea’s List

  • Regina George (Mean Girls)
  • Principle Vernon (Breakfast Club)
  • Hexxus (Ferngully)
  • Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
  • Caillou
  • Hopper (A Bug’s Life)
  • Peppa Pig
  • Myrtle (Lilo & Stitch)

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