The Pen Is Mightier

Hosted ByPaul JP

The world's finest erotica-comedy competition! Each episode features 3 performers battling it out for sensual story supremacy by reading a piece of fan fiction or originally-written smut - and along the way, host Paul JP will test competitors' knowledge of fan-fiction tropes with bonus games. Who will be declared the ultimate erotica/fanfic champion?


All Episodes

Episode 8 – Betrayal

Featuring Robyn Bacon (Fanny Pack Improv), Oliver Georgiou (Syncing Ships) and Rebecca Reeds (SiriusXM, CBC Comedy). The panel discusses Squidward’s skin-coloured pants, bee-on-human sex, and getting hot and bothered...

Episode 7 – Firsts

Featuring Marc Hallworth (SiriusXM, Vest of Friends Podcast), Dana Schiemann (Letterkenny, Canadian Air Guitar Champion), and Velvet Wells (Crooner, Holodeck Follies). The panel discusses sports terms for sex, uses math to calculate the relative...

Episode 6 – Reunited

Featuring Lance Byrd (Three Speed Comedy, The Weaker Vessels), Cassie Pyatt (Paw Patrol, Babar and the Adventures of Badou), and Cameron Wyllie (Vulture.com, Funny or Die). The panel discusses the intimacy of COVID testing, f***ing...

Episode 5 – Loss

  Featuring Geoffrey Cork (The Beaverton, Partytown), Kat Letwin (CBC’s The Amazing Gayl Pile, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons) and CJ (Canadian Comedy Award-winner). The panel discusses the existence of a hypothetical “Waluigi’s...

Episode 4 – Spooky Scary (Halloween Special)

Featuring Matt McCready (producer, The World’s Biggest Improv Tournament), Stephanie Malek (D&D Live, Cardboard Sword Collective) and Ben Sosa Wright (JFL42, NXNE). In this special Halloween episode, the panel discusses the Queen...

Episode 3 – Secrets

Featuring Andrea Marston (The Second City, Great Callback), Chris Middleton (Parton & Pearl, Riverdale Rude Dudes), and Carley Thorne (Uber & Klonk, I Be Like). The panel discusses dating during quarantine and taking pride...

Episode 2 – Cooperation

Featuring Clare Blackwood (The Beaverton), Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish, Caverns & Comedians), and Cihang Ma (Bob Curry Fellowship, Second City Toronto). This week the panel discusses what makes the most effective...

Episode 1 – Trust

Host Paul JP welcomes 3 thirsty competitors onto the show, and discussions ensue about whether you can feel safe inside something called The Cocktagon, what exactly “art-porn” is, and...